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Congressional candidate Doheny offers mocking 'things to know' list for Democratic opponent Woolf during visit to North Country

Posted 4/25/14

Republican congressional candidate Matt Doheny offered a mocking “things to know” list for his Democratic opponent Aaron Woolf during his visit to Potsdam, Norfolk and Malone Thursday. Doheny, an …

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Congressional candidate Doheny offers mocking 'things to know' list for Democratic opponent Woolf during visit to North Country

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Republican congressional candidate Matt Doheny offered a mocking “things to know” list for his Democratic opponent Aaron Woolf during his visit to Potsdam, Norfolk and Malone Thursday.

Doheny, an Alexandria Bay native, used Woolf’s visit as an opportunity to point out the Brooklyn storeowner’s downstate connections.

The release follows:

Aaron Woolf: 10 Things Every Political Tourist Should Know About the North Country

1. “The Black Flys” are not a cool new band from Brooklyn, they aren’t black and they do bite.

2. The Adirondack Park is a bit bigger than Central Park but with a lot more land use restrictions.

3. Venison, aka "deer meat," is not exotic game.

4. The Blue Line – isn’t real.

5. You can climb a mountain without getting out of your car.

6. SNIRT is not a designer party drug.

7. The “Rooftop Highway” really doesn’t go over roofs.

8. Unlike the Bronx Zoo, we don’t suggest you feed the bears.

9. Bring your own campfire wood, the locals charge 50 cents a quarter split log.

10. In the North Country, more than just Upper East Side liberals watch PBS.